AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???
The first shriek sent Blaise Zambini racing to his new bride. He moved so fast he forgot his wand lying on the dinner table. Draco on the other hand casually stood up and stretched. He was in no hurry,besides he needed to get something out of the icebox.
He could hear the screaming and accusations coming from the bath room.
Bla Bla Bla Draco,
He snickered...:Yep that's me...:
Bla Bla Bla,
"Spoiled"
:True:
"Narcissistic"
:I prefer *cocky*:
"Pompous"
:I like the word vainglorious:
"Self absorbed"
:That's not what you were saying when I had a mouth full of your muff:
"PRAT!!!"
"Hay, You knew that already" :evil grin:
"Yea yea bla bla bla" he muttered out load pulling a box out of the icebox.
In the bathroom Blaise Zambine was trying to calm his new wife down.
They were on their honeymoon .Everything was going wonderfully until the inevitable clash.
Draco wanted dessert.
Hermione wanted a shower.
Draco wanted sex.
Hemione wanted a shower.
He should have seen it coming,he had been with Draco longer.
Deny Draco food..., ok
Deny Draco Chocolate... hmmm... that's pushing it
Deny Draco sex???
Well... The repercussions...:shudder: didn't bear thinking about.
He looked at his wife. Chocolate dripped from her beautiful head down to her lovely feet. Her eyes were the same color as the brown goo that covered her body. Except, he could swear that he could see a flame ignited in them.A very pissed off flame.
LOOK AT ME !!! Hermione screamed. Her arms flung out wide.
Blaises guiltily pulled his eyes away from the chocolate covered objects of his desire. They looked like those muggle candy kisses.
Big,big kisses.
"I am looking love."his eyes roamed her form ,
"You look Delicious"
The pictures forming in his mind changed the timber of his voice.He didn't even try to pretend he wasn't aroused. He was just looking for a place to start.
His supreme *vaingloriousness*, Draco stood in the door watching the scene unfold.
It was all going according to plan.
He cleared his throat
AHEM...
"Who wants strawberries?"
Blaise didn't even turn around
"Ah... a compromise Draco?"
"A compromise!!?!!"Hermione shreiked
"How in the hell is this... she stopped in mid-sentance and looked closely at her two husbands.The hungry one's blue eyes were almost black with desire.He tongue licked his lips repeatedly.The :evil:one, with a gleam in his eye and a smirk on his lips. Had a basket of strawberries in one hand and whipped cream can in the other.
He looked like he was on his way to a picknick.
She wasn't the smartest witch of her generation for nothing.
It was indeed a comprimise to Draco.
He gets dessert. (chocolate at that)
All three get sex.
And Hermione get a shower WITH back scrubbers.
Something for every one.
She grinned.
There was only one thing one could say in a situation like this.
*Slytherins*